A fork of Rural Dictionary
CRACK ROCKS-baked cocaine that is smoked through a glass stem or ontop of weed or tabacco. Come in small glass vials or small nick/dime bags.
that strung out bitch looks like shes been smoking to many stones again.
1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones. 2) plural of stone. 3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.
"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones" "I threw stones at the cats" "Yup, weis all stones rights now!"
A state of enlightenment achieved by inhaling the green air of happiness.
"Dude I feel like a penguin... OH MY GOD DUDE I AM A PENGUIN!" I am so stoned I just singed my hair with the lighter. I will have to wear a hat tomorrow.
the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis. 'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.
Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching!!!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'
The smoking of canabis in high quantitys will get you stoned/high. If too much is taken user may "whitey" in which they turn pale and throw up. Bongs are used in getting one "stoned" in some parts. These can get these users on a "fucked up high". I am using a Killa Bong at the moment =P
When you're so stoned you sit on websites that you found by typing "im so fucking stoned" into google, and then feeling your head go tingly whilst listening to "trippy shit" by "Infected Mushroom". He or she may then have a shower and then fall asleep in an odd position whilst watching wierd late night telly.
You feel like you’re in a dream, like nothing bad can happen. Imagine you are as happy as Alice in Wonderland. You are also very hungry, and will want to enjoy the “Munchies”. You also look like a chink and your eyes might be red. Haha. You will get tired, but its ok cause sleep feals really good. You might think video games are hella fun but you just cant seem to keep up with the person, and do bad, it like you are trying to win a big race. Music sounds hella good. Songs by The Beatles (like I Want You (She’s So Heavy)). And Bob Marley is hella good and trippy songs. Its pretty much the most wonderful feeling in the world.
*way past high!! *being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where... -time skips, -laughing is impossible to resist, -evrything is like a dream, -you get big time munchies, -usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops, -everything is an amazing expieience, -riddles and math confuse the hell out of you, -first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr, -but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end. aka... -baked -zooted -fried
alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed