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Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
A cocktail and or shot that contains: 1 part Jägermeister 1 part Malibu Rum 1 1/4 pineapple juice
Hey bartender, can I get a surfer on acid please.
Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.
A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day B Turd-surfer
The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.
The Butthole Surfers rock, man. The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain. The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.
People who ride skateboards in a sandwich shop
Hey those Subway surfers ran over my damn meatball sub
pretty much the sickest chicks around. doesn't matter where the girl comes from, they will be chill and awesome. beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it
I totally picked up this hot surfer girl last night. guy 1 Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2 Talked about surfing. guy 1 Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2
1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas. 2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.