A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.
"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.
"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance
don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister
A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.
"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"
The most famous sandwich from Mc DO
- One big testie, please!
- Drink?
- A large cock!