A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.
Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"
Bill: Yeah?
Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.
The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!
A boxer fight in a kind of little arena called a ring. Boxers hit their opponent in the face until somehting happens( for example: the opponent falls or the time of the match is up). Afther some times, boxers may start chewing other people's ear or scream ADRIAN out loud at any time.
Teacher: Today kids, I got a special surprise for you, a boxer in a cage! Don't study him too close he may eat your eyes.
The art of breaking up a fight or protest with the shock and awe of a tossed pair of boxers landing in the vicinity of the participants.
Tony and Gino were about to fight, but that boxer toss that landed on them really confused them and killed their aggression towards each other.
This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.
Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"
Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"
Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.