Country Dictionary

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat It was so good. We're going again tonight at my place.

Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.

"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?" "She's a Twat."

What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).

Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.

A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.

You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!

To absolutely smash something out of existence. Generally a way of telling or describing how hard to hit something.

Playing pool: Player 1: I don't really know how to break. Player 2: Just twat it!

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME: "Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?" GAZU "Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth 2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat. 2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat