A fork of Rural Dictionary
To enthusiastically talk about one subject for an extended period of time. Originated in Salisbury, England at a company called 4com.
For gods sake Ryan, stop wanking on about it!
1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth 2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)
I was caught wanking in the school locker room. He wanked to a picture of a naked woman. It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.
Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.