A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.
Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.
exclamation concerning something related to splendor or pleasure
Person A: Did you see that shot Kobe hit last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was bagels.
Similar to getting burned but much, much more rad. It happens when you fall for a joke or prank or just do anything stupid at all, then, you just got bageled! Their is a step above traditional bageling called "getting ketchuped" which occurs when someone gets bageled so hard that the bageled ones friends can never let them live it down. An embarrassing moment for the bageled one but a truly epic moment for everyone else involved. Their is talk that their is even a step above "getting ketchuped" called "getting tomatoed" however as of this writing it has never been accomplished. Word is that the human body can not actually withstand the trauma that comes from being "tomatoed".
Hey remember that time that Brandon guy was in a porta potty and we tipped it over and yelled "you just got BAGELED!!"
drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord
the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.
the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”
Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
Kevin: How do you know when your bagel is "bagelized"?
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?
Kevin: Yeah.