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Brexiteer

Someone who believes in unicorns and fairy dust, and that their own failure in life is due to immigrants, the European Parliament and straight bananas. Brexiteers are the staunch enemy of remoaners who cause them undue stress by asking difficult questions in their selfish search for any facts (or plans) that might make the impending mother of all fuckups "worth it". Likely to also be a little dim.

Remoaner #1: Have you met Bob? He's 36 and still believes in the Tooth Fairy Remoaner #2: no great surprise, he is a brexiteer after all

by Simon_TW November 25, 2016

Brexiter

Somebody who is an ignorant, xenophobic dipshit who can't see what's good for them.

I can't believe I just bought my flight in euros instead of in Pounds. I'm such a Brexiter!

by Blueberrypancakes June 24, 2016

Brexiter

Flagshagger, who was conned by his own government. Also means Thicker than a whale omlette.

Those Brexiter's really are stupid.

by Eulovetoseeit March 16, 2021

Brexit

Brek-zit (noun, adj) Sexual Act: Pulling out when you're annoyed about either immigrants or fish, then negotiating an Actical 50 (cumming over your member state / body part of preference).

"I was doin' this Polish lass but she smelt well fishy so I brexit right out of there, union jacked it a bit and devalued the pound all over her tits.

by Geekeh June 13, 2017

Brexit

When you parents say they're going to leave but spend the next two hours still talking to you in the doorway as they say "I'm gonna let you go."

Man, I was hoping for some peace and quiet after having my parents over for dinner, but they won't stop Brexiting my apartment! It's been an hour and a half since they said they were going to leave.

by RamenC March 29, 2019

Brexit

Act of deliberate harm to a nation in order to profit by shorting its currency, short-selling shares and bonds, and by farming out lucrative government contracts to cronies. See also: insurance job.

The whole country went tits up, but I don't care because Brexit made me seriously rich.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

Brexit

To Brexit is to exit and somehow make everyone feel worse than when you were there.

Gonna go get KFC and not come back. Get Brexited nibbas! Walloped! Boom! KaCHOW!!!

by Brandon Pennycook April 17, 2018