Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Clearing Stick

A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.

"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"

by IsaacContreras September 11, 2011

clear channel

A stupid radio station group that thinks they own FM. Tries to knock off other radio station groups such as Cumulus, Apex Broadcasting, and Emmis. There new Crapstar group is stupid as hell, They put the stupidest music on there stations. And Is the reason why FM Radio now sucks.

Thank Clear Channel for ruining Radio.

by anonymous January 19, 2005

clear channel

the Microsoft of American radio. the the reason why radio sucks, and the reason why concert ticket prices are so fucking high. the entity that fears independent radio.

Clear Channel is uber ghey

by mevyhetal March 06, 2004

Clear Russian

A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me. One part vodka, one part tap water.

-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.

by sausagelord November 03, 2014

Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap? guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 11, 2010

Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 03, 2010

loud and clear

Clearly audible and understood. More radio slang. Also an answer to the question "Do you copy?"

"Holy fucking shit Houston, are you reading me, over?" "Loud and clear, over"

by ryon January 30, 2004