Country Dictionary

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cumping

A series of cumps that a faggot shits out of his ass after anal sex.

Jeff:"I think Jerry is in the bathroom cumping we just had but sex so I bet he has a lot."

by Cock Bag July 05, 2006

Cump

When a man cums after dry-humping with clothing on.

Yo did you fuck that chick last night? - Nah, we just grinded and she was so good that I cumped.

by Erfy J September 27, 2010

Cump

When you give into the urge to simultaneously cum & take a dump.

Matt said he cumped in his bed last night.” “Damn, that’s gross.”

by Kippsy April 11, 2021

Cump

Cum dump

Bro 1: Bro i just fucked my gf's cump so hard bro! Bro 2: Bro! Bro 1: I know bro!

by Jackavocado January 24, 2020

Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean October 27, 2007

Cump

An apparatus for holding male ejaculation

I went to donate sperm, and the nurse handed me a cump for my man juice

by D. Bud February 24, 2016

Cump Dumpster

It is a nickname given by homosexual cowboys from the south to their fellow gay cowboys from the north. It comes from William Tecumseh Sherman, a Union general during the Civil War's nickname, cump, and cum dumpster. It is used as a flirty way to get into another cowboy's pants at the ranch.

Ceejay: Shucks, Andy, gonna make you into my Cump Dumpster when you come down to Atlanta. Grant: Dang twang, fill my butthole with your cum, boy.

by HandleBrake12 October 15, 2019