Country Dictionary

Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!

I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.

Ass

Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of “oatmeal”

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

A fucking lie

Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal? Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain

English class was so oatmeal today!

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".

Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!

Ass

Damn that girl is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal