A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.
It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).
1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs is learning the guitar?"
" Ah...so he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"
2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."
3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"
4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"
A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.
Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.
Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."
someone who can't play guitar hero
look at how guitarded he is. he sucks.
When your eyes get disoriented from playing too much Guitar Hero.
{After a few hours of Guitar Hero};
"Dude, is that picture moving?"
"Naw, you just got guitarded!"
A person who sucks at playing guitar hero or rock band.
My sister is a guitard hero.
she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)
The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.