A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.
Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??
To walk uneven
To make fun of somebody with a sore leg
Hey hob along how's the leg today?
Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people
Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles
2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
Damn did you see the facebook pictures on John and Jane last night? HOB all damn night!
when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!