A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an immortal is thrown into a fridge and cannot escape. Left to only be able to fap and play on their phone.
Gary was forever trapped in his icey eternity.
Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.
My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.
this is when you coat your nipples in orange juice and stick them in the freezer for an extended period of time. usually done for portable nipple pops.
im pretty sure no ones actually done this before. but i have to include the word icey nipple other wise they wont let me use this example.
A kind person that begs for attention and will eventually ruin your life.
"Iceis is so nice!" "Not really..."
my bong that rips minds with its freezing cold smoke due to its ice catcher
fuck dude icey mike got me caught last night i got too high
To submerge ones testicles in ice water immediately before or during ejaculation.
The icey plunge is the best form of masturbation ever.