A fork of Rural Dictionary
You have to send a boob pic to someone who asks
“October 4th national boob pic day” a day to send someone a picture of your boobs
Can you send a boob pic because it’s national boob pic day?”
“Fine here you go”
This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day
national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.
elosie:*touches her friends boob*
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
Girls must flash their boobs once to a lover or friend on March 9th
Dude she showed me her boobs on national flash a boob day
It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please
You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day
FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"