A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eloise is the prettiest, most amazing girl in the world. everyone thinks she is extremely smart and funny, rightfully so.
'man did you see eloise today? how is she so fine??'
eloise is a rank ass bitch with a massive horse cock. i want to root her so badly i would shit myself.she once biked 1hour just to see her 'boyfriend'. please read this eloise, and please fuck the ever-living shit out of me on your parents bed while they are home. i love you titties so much. btw your beautiful <3
is that eloise? yea shes mine cunt
swervalicious, being beautiful and stunning
swerve the other day , eloise was being a swerve, so everyone told her to swerve off
Eloise is the funniest and sweetest person you will ever meet. she loves it up the ass especially when she’s stoned. has loads of friends and often gets drunk with them
why don’t we go and act like eloise!
Eloise is a kind,beautiful and caring girl. She is shy but brave at the same time. Eloise loves to spend time with her closest friends and cares for them more than anything else. She is sometimes misunderstood and this fustrates her. Overall, Eloise loves every living creature and tries her best in everything she does.
Eloise cares.