A fork of Rural Dictionary
the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area
Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!
The source of all fuckin viruses and pests! Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....
HornyRobert: SHIT! porn ruined my life! Gotta buy a new pc! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot... PussyJames: FUCk! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair!
one of mankinds greatest inventions in the history.It comes in many catagorys such as stragith,lesbian,midget,animated,beastality,etc...whatever you want they got it and since its the most searched or commonly found thing on the Internet.
you like porn you love it. your life is meaning less without it your very exstistance is dependent upon it.
Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories: 1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers. 2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers. 3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.
I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.
Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.
Kid: Mom my computer won't work! Mom: What happened? Kid: Idk? Mom: Well then figure it out. Kid: Never mind I know what happened. Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.