A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.
Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!
Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.
"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"
An EU imposed measurement of manure.
"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"
1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!
When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.
Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.
an extremely plentiful or oversufficient quantity or supply of something, a whole hell of a fucking lot of it
"Fuck you cuntlicker, I've had a fucking shitload of biddies all over my dick the entire year."
"Dude your mom left a fucking shitload of empty pill bottles all over your fucking house."
Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.
Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.