Country Dictionary

A sketty little spazmoid is an individual who deems it socially acceptable to kick about the town in crocs and fluffy socks. They also wear cumbrellas (fake eyelashes), black leggings, fake leather jackets and much more.

"Look at that fucking diabolically ugly sketty little spazmoid"

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

Sketty: A girl who likes to flirt with multiple men. Flirty.

That girl is too Sketty, that’s the fifth guy she’s flirted with today.

Sketty (Sk-eh-tee) adj. To be revolting, especially due to a lack of proper hygiene; filthy

"Everywhere I look, there are sweaty sketty girls!"

Defined as person that has to jump on the next opportunity person or home faster then a kangaroo hops

You sketty little kanga You jumped in his bed like the sketty kanga you are

I'm the most simple way, a fucking nerd

Say shit like that again sketti eater and I'll whoop your ass.

Sketti Sauce is another way of calling a woman pregnant. It can take the place of the more common theme "Prego"

Hey have you seen Lexa? Oh yeah she is definitely Sketti Sacue right now. Sketti Sauce? Ya know... pregnant lol as much as one can be.