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The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris - Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

Someone who is retarded so they can earn a living but in reality they suck.

"Hey! Wanna read Tion Official's book?" "Hell no."

ONF fashion Leader Bias ni Rana sa ONF

E-tion is Chang-dol

Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.

Dude: “Im horny as fuck right now, bro I'm a freak for real” Bro: “Ever heard of a Dirty Tion?”

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.