Country Dictionary

A word to describe a big fell with a wittle tiny choade.

Sally: Dude when I asked for dick I thought it was a big fella like you, Its a YOMP!

Jack: I cried for months when my boyfriend had a Yomp.

Dude that yomp is bigger then mine!

"YOMP" is a mixture of "yummy" and "Chomp".
It is used to describe the process of eating yummy food.

"David made some really good food, I'm about to YOMP it"

yes but no but honestly i don't give a fuck and your to annoying for me to say i don't care so yomp

Kalie the simp: oh my god yesterday my boyfriend was being so rude I cant believe he actually forgot the rope

Drew: yomp definitely

To consume large quantities of food and drink while stoned

Yo after this Yab you wanna grab a Yomp

verb the act of totally and completely sending it so hard that the task you were pursuing is completed to the absolute maximum and beyond...

“Bro, it may be tough, but you have to YOMP that jawn for the good of the niños!”

An expression used to dignify an excited state. A variation of "yeet" specific to the state of Minnesota. Can also express a feeling of physical dominance. Pronounced "yahmp"

Imagine hitting a step-back jumper in the face of your inferior opponent... "YOMP" (if you dont know basketball terminology I'm sorry)

basically yeet but better

boy 1: oh shit that girl got her wig yomped right off her head.
boy 2: that man said fuck yo wig.
boy 1: dead ass.