A fork of Rural Dictionary
Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.
Human: Hey Benny, do you want to... Labrador Retriever: *perks up* Human: HA!!! Just kidding. Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.
Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."
Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?" Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
the mess you might find on a girls floor, desk etc could be a variety of things like random underwear, bows, old cereal, mascara, hairbrush, literally just random cute girl stuff in a mess no matter what it is it's cute cuz it's a girls
me: ugh i love girl mess poop: wdym it's a pile of old makeup wipes me: that's exactly what i mean bro it's cute
Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person
Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.
Gossip, arguments, or any conflict stirred up to keep people at each other's throat.
Those people down at that lodge like to keep up a lot of mess, that's why I don't go down there.
the term mess often refers to someone who behaves messy, or does things which brings up their mess ranking
did u see what that mess mccaff done the day, 4 upper deckys and starting eating the curtains, “what a mess”
The greatest group of people to ever walk this planet.
"Who are those amazing cool vibey people who have been drinking since 9am?" "Oh they're from MESS"