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Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...

*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"

by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021

chew bub

One who chews tobacco and hangs with others that chew and will commonly ask someone “Got a chew bubs?”

Look at that chew bub over there.”

by Bobby Allen March 22, 2018

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 09, 2022

Caramel Chew

A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.

Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.

by ChiefMazi March 19, 2019

Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.

I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.

by Bully_101 November 06, 2017

chewing the hilton gum

Snorting cocaine

Reggie and I were chewing the hilton gum while gettin blowjobs in the penthouse sweet at the Circus Circus

by trisco September 27, 2010

nut in a chewing gum wrapper

the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.

condescending person specially towards women in his life

jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her

by she devil 3 May 19, 2012