A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass
Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.
When you cum in a chick's pussy and she queefs it back to you
She said she was into crazy shit, So we did A "Brazilian Blow Back"
Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly
Step 5: Enjoy
She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.
person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.
Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)