A fork of Rural Dictionary
An amazing and beautiful country with vast culture. beautiful beaches with gorgeous brazilians like adrianna lima and gisele buncheen roaming them. Hottest guys and really fit people. best football players of all time. with players like ronaldinho, joninho, adriano, pele, zoca and many many more. with 5 world cups, the most and the stars like roberto carlos adn ronaldo, brasil is an amazing country. amazing food, best clothes, unexpensive and very stylish. there is alot of violence because of the economic gaps but it is still a very rich country full of diversity and unity.
Brazil has won the most world cups in the world. out of the 10 hottest supermodels in the world, 7 are brazilian.
Brazil is a gorgeous girl who is trying to find her way in life she is an outspoken girl she wants to accomplish something when she grows up she is a thinker she when something good happens she would ask herself why did that just happen.She loves people no matter who it is
Brazil will be someone one day
In reference to the 1985 Terry Gillam movie in which the world is dominated by beuracracy. There's a never ending pile of paperwork and you must always have your 22/A signed. So if something is brazil then it means that you've just been put through some long governemental (emphazizing the mental) red tape and flaming hoops you had to jump through.
I had to go to the DMV today and when I got to the window they said that I didn't have the proper form filled out and this piece of paper from home. So I had to go home, get the paper, stand in line again making sure I had the proper form. And all I wanted to do was ASK them a question! It was brazil!
a name of someone's crotch when they have had a Brazilian wax
"would you like to take a trip to brazil?" "yes, i would love to have sex"
A country inhabited in South America by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. It was discovered by the aliens conveniently around the Age of Exploration, so they cover up the fact they're from outer-space by claiming they're from a European country called "Portugal", which doesn't exist. They're "language" is actually a heavily bastardized form of Spanish. This form of Spanish occurred when the Aliens tried learning the language of the other Europeans there (the Spanish), but they're alien accent was so heavy that they were barely intelligible by the Spanish, and so it was decided that it was a completely different language. As for the country itself, it is a complete hellscape, home to some of the most unspeakably horrid monstrosities known to man. The locals commonly try to kill everyone who dares to enter, meaning escaping this country is a feat that can only be completed by the most brave and courageous of men. There are no laws in Brazil, the country is complete anarchy, and crime runs rampant throughout.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I met this really sexy girl online, she's from Brazil. I'm going there to visit her Guy 2: Are you insane!? Brazil is hellish anarchy, she's trying to lure you in so you'll die. Guy 1: Uh... Okey dokey, then.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy 2: HELP HELP WE'RE IN BRAZIL