A fork of Rural Dictionary
occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
when a small group of people lock themselves inside a room with a handle of whiskey and finishes the whole thing
the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef
last saturday me and three of my friends had a whiskey war. we all got pretty damn wasted.
The name used to better describe the feeling of sadness one has for the coming Monday than Sunday Scaries, which is a terrible word to describe the feeling.
Phoenetics for "Health and Welfare". Which is a big often company wide inspection of a soldiers loving quarters.
Yo, rumor has it that the higher ups are doing a Hotel Whiskey this week. Better get your contraband out of the barracks.
Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."