A fork of Rural Dictionary
A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.
1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards." 2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble." 3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
Brendons, just Brendons, and maybe a little bit of Darta.
“You are such a mess, just like Brendons”
your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.
"You can't tell me how to run my mess."
Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD person 1, you don't half talk shite you do Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?