A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.
Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater
Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber
It just tied a knot on my poop
The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.
Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.
Like the bees knees but for ants
Bro that movie was the ants Enna
Fighting ants is a term used in jail when you force yourself to stay awake because you have...
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations
Tom “Ay Jerry whatsup with Jeremy he seems different.”
Matt “he been fighting ants for two days”