A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kindest person to ever live. Has accepted that life has bumps and turns but sees hope through it all.
My best friend is Wyatt Ventura.
you see a man wearing a life size costume of a lobster it’s probably will wyatt, honestly couldn’t tell you anything else notable about that man except for the fact that he walks around the east village in a life size lobster costume
You see that?
No.
How about now?
Do I see what?
That.
Oh.
Right?
Yeah. Is that Will Wyatt?
No.
Oh. My bad.
When you take but drugs out of someone’ named Wyatt’s asscrack and then fist thier dog
Dale Wyatt palmed me last night
Luke Wyatt. The wettest cunt out a bit of a choomah at times normally dates the mong girls bit loves his drugs and alcohol
They saw a luke Wyatt driving a Nissan
A Wyatt G is a big fat idiot who thinks he is funny and cool but is actually a real piece of s***. A Wyatt G usually has a semi-good hairstyle and is a white boy with usually a blonde type of hair color. If you meet a Wyatt G you are very unlucky and you probably ran away because your eyes hurt just looking at him. He may cheat on people and is a real d*** head.
Man: OMG LOOK ITS WYATT G!!!
Girl: HOLY S*** RUN BEFORE YOUR EYES HURT!!!