A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.
he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.
A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain. Students: FUCK ME!
usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome