A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Did you see it’s October 29th?”
“Yea, that clown down the street got her own day.”
You get to throw your shortest friend
Its October 29th ima throw ____
National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!
Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*
National fight your enforcers day
Counsellor: Hey enforcer its october 29th
Enforcer: Oh no
Counsellor: *fights enforcer*
Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.
“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”
October 29th is national internet day! Today is the day you can spend time on the internet and not bother with trying to get off.
Today is October 29th im gonna play minecraft all day!