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Funt

1.One who plays stupid pranks on unexpecting people and then shows it on TV. 2.A word for everything,like smurf.

1.Hey it's that damn Peter Funt guy, let's knock him over and still his hair. 2.OH funt, I funted another funt.

by StonerSmurf November 08, 2003

funt

Funt's origins came from the two well known words, fuck and cunt. It is an easier way of saying 'fucking cunt'.

1. insult - you guys are funts! 2. in anger - argh, funt this shit. 3. shocked - what the funt!!! 4. replacing the word person - where did those funts go? 5. sex - man that was some good funt last night!

by <3 atd-i December 06, 2005

Funt

The kind of advertising executive who came up with the recent 'Do You Speak Micra?' campaign.

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

funt

Something what lil kids say after they hear it from the fifth graders. See fax regina pegina pennsylvania ants and Alabama

Mommy: Billy it's sleepy time now, come to bed! Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!! Mommy: Isn't he adorable?

by wtf March 09, 2005

Funt

i made this up when i was hang out with the hottest girl ever...but it looks like some other people stole it.... My diffention of funt is "fucking cunt"

Pappy turn to jizz and said " you are such a hot funt."

by PAPPY November 07, 2004

funt

A funt is a very hairy cunt as in a womans Vagina, it usually has a very bad odour

Oh man I want to get inside her greasy funt, I bet it'd taste like chowder and vomit with a touch of paprika!

by Flasmo The Nate May 12, 2006

funt

The pouch of fat that is above the cunt.

That girl seemed bloated and looked to put on a little weight, but it was just her funt sticking out.

by ExNWPers June 26, 2005