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Someone who is extremely gangly and/or tall, has longer than normal body parts or limbs.

"Did you see that girl? she was suuuuch a lank bag!"

"Laura Mills is the definition of lank bag, have you seen her flail her legs around like that?"

Mr. Bean

String Beans

A synonym for Skank Bank, following all the rules of lank (preceded by "skank")

Skank Bank!
Lank Tank.
Youre such a hoebag

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head

Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

An acronym:Let A Nigga Know

Used for when your friend is looking sad and you want to know why but not sound gay at the same time

Friend 1:Man I sure am feeling sad today

Friend 2:woah man you better LANK about it

past tense of leak

the cooker lank a few hours ago

Any action made possible by the length of one's appendages.

I just lanked that light bulb into the light. You were too short.