A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.
My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.
Any action made possible by the length of one's appendages.
I just lanked that light bulb into the light. You were too short.
Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"
Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.
That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!
The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.
"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."