A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lamb-skinned condom for ultra modern Catholics
The Netflix actor grabbed a Santorum sheath style condom from his nightstand.
When the sub or bottom is fully erect and is penetrating their butt so it looks like a sword being sheathed in a scabbard from a profile point of view.
Man that ladyboy is so hot. After a brief sword fight, she started sheathing on that cock.
A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.
The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.
The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...