Country Dictionary

Magazine title used in the show "Just Shoot Me"

"If they take "Blush" off the checkout line shelves, it'll end up in the back row between "Backdoor Johnny" and "Scrunt"!" (quote by character Nina Van Horn on episode of "Just Shoot Me")

to have sex with a woman

you cant scrunt us love ive got the painters in but you can whack us up the shitter if you like

the man glue that makes a 'wank sock' appear stiff

'why are your socks always so stiff???'...'why, because i use them to mop my scrunt up'

the paw padding movements made by an affectionate cat as it settles on ones lap

Go scrunt over there puss, you're annoying me.

noun: the area between the scrotum and the gooch (cunt)

Dude, I just got kicked in the scrunt!

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

1. A tampon used by a female with a 'scrunt' (skanky crusty cunt).

2. A derogatory term used to insult one's peers.

"OMG! that crack whore left her scrunt plug in the women's toilets!"
"Look mate, stop being a partially used scrunt plug and pass me the tv remote"