A fork of Rural Dictionary
Elliott Stow is a guy that is very special and likes 70 year old men
Person 1: Is that Elliott Stow?
Person 2: Yeah he likes old men!
slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
An amazing guy who is caring and tries to cheer people up very attractive and romantic also very smart and ahead which can be sportsy and geeky like a nerd but in a good way
I need some sports statistics I'll just go ask Noah Stowe
When a man wearing a condom ejaculates into the condom inside of their partner and leaves it behind inside of said partner.
The second I was done I got right out of there and it was a real Stow ‘N Go situation.
Acronym: Some Type Of Way
A feeling of being upset, annoyed, offended, played.
1. You really have me feeling STOW right now
2. She had the nerve to feel STOW after I told her how I felt.