A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to MILF, MILK stands for Mother I'd Like to Kill.
Guy 1: "How was your date with Angie? Did you get to meet her parents?"
Guy 2: "Oh Angie's great but her mom is such a MILK! Wouldn't shut up about how I was ten minutes late and how 'irresponsible' I am."
That which looks like milk, but is not. Specifically, ejaculate.
"Dude, what's that white stuff on your face?"
"..."
"Oh gross, not milk!"
Getting a hand job or getting sucked off by a male/female.
Cal, I just got milked by my girlfriend yesterday.
Slang for a white person.
Guy 1: Damn that white girl look good...got some height to her though
Guy 2: Yup, that's some tall milk right thur
"Milking" a note is when you vigorously whammy the held out notes in Rock Band or Guitar Hero.
Whoa Jimmy, don't forget to milk it at the chorus!