A fork of Rural Dictionary
any greater Los Angeles area sports fan
Wagoner: I've been a hardcore Lakers and Dodgers fan since like 2002, dude.
Me: Do you go to any games?
Wagoner: No, the traffic is terrible.
Me: What is your favorite NFL team?
Wagoner: Huh? Oh I love the team Beckham is on.
Me: Shut up and go home, you wagoner!
An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.
Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!
Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.
This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.
"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?
drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence
I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.
A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".
{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!
{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)
A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.
Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.
a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.
"hey guys, you see that rusty old rape wagon"