A fork of Rural Dictionary
An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one). Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.
The orange ball of intolerance and hatred. A xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, pedophilic, rapist who also happens to be a butthurt bunker bitch baby.
“Hey bro, we need to impeach The Great Trumpkin! Like, today!”
A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.
"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"
A trumpkin is the word used to describes a man specifically sucks another mans penis while both of them are wearing M.A.G.A shirts and the person who is getting there penis sucked is talking like trump while defecating.
Jarmahl: hey cris didnt you get a trumpkin yesterday. Cris: yeah Jarmahl Yousif gives the best trumpkins. Jarmahl: I bet he does man.
All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.
The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.
When someone shits in your mouth while you are on the toilet it is called a Trumpkin.
Lara Trump’s mouth and asshole are the same size so she can give AND receive a mean Trumpkin.
Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.
Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!