A fork of Rural Dictionary
Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees
Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.
When you poop but go to wipe and nothing is there. Like on Arbor Day, you should now plant a tree for wasting paper.
"Just took a quick dump and it was an Arbor Day. Gotta go plant a tree."
A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup
Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.
Dang! That girl fine! Right? She arboreal! That salamander has hefty cheeks, it must be arboreal!