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some punchbag squad content just to get a draw against shrewsbury (from nationwide conference)

look arse-nal fans are miserable after their side drew. hasn't it happen 29 times (out of 29) this season?

A very average football team from Woolwich who are currently squatting in North London. Currently lying 5th in the table behind a real North London team called Tottenham Hotspur. Their star player Thierry Henry will be leaving in the summer, which means that in just over a year they will be heading to their rightful place in The Championship.

Shove it up your Arsenal

Arsen is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet. You can often catch him sucking dick or braid his very long ass hair. And be careful, although he may look very tiny and weak, he’s always ready to braid your ass hair as well.

- Hey, are you straight? - No, I’m Arsen

A london football team with an extreamly high Chav following, don't even have an englishman as captain, now that ain't right!

What! Theiery Honrey scores another goal! making him arsenal's top scorer, ...........and only scorer!

An English Football team with only two English players on the entire 28-man first team roster. Theo Walcott, one of England's rising stars, is simply a sub for Wnger's United Nations FC.

Arsenal once agian keep Theo Walcott and Justin Hoyte benched. Hoyte did get to play at Sunderland, where he was loaned, to make Arsenal even richer.

To consistently capitulate during the time period of January

A Man Utd fan - "How much do you think you're going to Arsenal this season" An Arsenal fan (October) - "BLUD THIS SEASON'S GONNA BE OURS WENGER IN" An Arsenal fan (January) - "ARSENAL ARE SHIT SACK THE BOARD SACK WENGER WENGER OUT I'VE SAID IT FOR YEARS YOU'SE WON'T LISTEN TO ME NASVKADCOPVJFVCLK DLMFLVKLNDS

A Roblox game with guns >:3

You dude! you wanna play Arsenal