Country Dictionary

Crimping something in a ghetto way. Crimped hair in the ghetto.

I had to Ghetto Crimp My bike to get fatter tires in it. Yo, That girl has Ghetto Crimped Hair.

a hair style worn by non-africans in which long hair is crimped to simulate jheri curl.

Did you see that wannabe, Brian, with his pimp crimp?

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick? Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

It is crunk and a pimp. crunk means drunk.

I'm a crimp = I'm a drunk and a pimp is u a crimp

Aliens that are a combonation of shrimp and crickets. Also can be used as an adjective to describe someone.

"Oh my god!! look at those crimps, they just jumped all over Brett's face and ate him!" "Damn! James gets all the ladies and doesn't turn them lesbian, he is sooo crimp!"

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force. 2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp." 2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."