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The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.
Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!
A form of scat singing usually performed as a duo. First invented and developed by Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Often Characterized by lines of interconnecting verse usually referencing abstract imagery, concepts and characters.
He is crimping on stage right now. At tea she showed everyone how well she could crimp. The Soup Song Soup, soup, A tasty, soup, super spicy, Carrot and coriander, Chilli chowder, Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth, I am gazpacho, oh, I am a summer soup, mmm, Miso, Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso, Miso, Oriental prince in the land of soup!
is a song sung between two or more people (though very difficult with more than two people), which unlike a duet is completely unpractices and is made up on the spot, with two minds so completely in sync they work as one, practiced by Noel Fieldings and Julian Barratt the mighty Boosh on BBC3
the pancake crimp eggs, milk and flour, pancake power, look at his milky yellow sunshine face flip it now flip it good oo flip it now flip it good oo some are salt some are sweet some are fruit some are meat the time we used the chive it really came alive! edbile frisbies springtime tuesday
Crimping refers to a fictional type of song which usually contains no particular musical element but is instead sung acapella, does not follow any single tune and contains surreal lyrics that often make little sense. Other common characteristics of crimping are unusual subject matter such as soup or jackets, repetition of vocal lines and dance gestures to accompany the songs. The style is reminiscent of scat singing. Crimping originated in the British BBC Three series The Mighty Boosh where the two main characters, Howard Moon (Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) sing a song with each other, often for nostalgic purposes. The most obvious of these is "The Soup Song", with "Calm A Llama Down" and "Jean-Claude Jaquettie" also being prominent examples. These small tunes were not known as crimping until the third episode of the third series, "The Power of the Crimp", in which the main characters stage a "crimp-off" against their doppelgänger rivals, The Flighty Zeus. The match culminates in a four-way crimp to which both Bollo and Naboo contribute.
The best example of crimping is the famous Four Way Crimp: "Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee Crimpity crimpity now now, Crimpity crimpity ask me how Crimpity crimpity humble pie Crimpity crimpity Boing ding bong bong ting Crimpity crimpity ping pong Sugar man light source why did you come for me, he put me in a coma Woke up in the future Robot man can't you help me find my way! I can't understand the things you say. Chew mouse I love you so, I took you from the underground and brought you home. I put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting I put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting Put you in my jacket pocket Put you in my jacket pocket Put you in my jacket Put you in my jacket Jean claude jaquette with his jacket on with his jacket off Jacket on Jacket off Jacket on Jacket off Oh oh oh I did a twisty Oh oh oh a tiny twisty Crimpity crimpity now now Crimpity crimpity ask me how Crimpity crimpity you will pay Crimpity crimpity out my way Boing ding bong bong ting Crimpity crimpity fuck you!"
The act of making up a random song on the spot and yet being completely in sync with another person or persons.
Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt from The Mighty Boosh are the masters of crimp!
n. A rock climbing term for a small handhold. Since crimp holds protrude from the rock by an inch or less, it is usually only possible to grip them with the first pad on each finger. Crimps are also referred to as "crimpers." v. To use or hold a crimp hold while rock climbing. Other forms - crimpy (adj.), crimptastic (adj.), crimpalicious (adj.)
Climber: Ugh, it's that stupid crimp that's keeping me from sending the route. Dave: How the hell do I climb this route? John: Just crimp your way up, man! Easy as pie! Dave: (rolls eyes) Emily: What's this route like? Ryan: Crimpy all the way up. How's your finger strength?
See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp" To randomly make a song ad libbing. You can literally sing about anything as below....
The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh" Soup Soup Tasty Soup Soup Spicy carrot and corriander Chilli chowder Crouton Crouton Crunchy friends in a liquid broth I am gespatchio Oh! I am a summer soup Mmmm! Miso Miso Fighting in the dojo Miso Miso Oriental Prince in the land of soup