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Giraffe

Animal that uses its neck as a sword.

Person 1: Wow a giraffe
Person 2: wow another giraffe
Giraffe 1 sees giraffe 2
-FIGHT-
Giraffe 1 wins

by NesquikLorddd July 17, 2019

Giraffe

A person who can reach high places or objects - especially fruit.

Cal sure can reach those berries, he's such a giraffe.

by ICanReachBerries August 10, 2014

Giraffe

A giraffe is a tall boy that has a crush on the qween of ducks but only dated her for 2 hours then got rejected with a paragraph that i really want to read but she says no 😭

Kaelon: yo giraffe whats popin

Giraffe:good also call me josh you frishen fig

Kaelon:meany weenie

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Giraffer

1. When a person's sexual relations are beyond those of a slut or whore.

2. Anything that is extremely homosexual.

My cousin is such a Giraffer! She has slept with 30 guys and is only 18 years old- and shes FAT!!!

by T Summer Lovin' October 12, 2009

the giraffe

when someone with over sized balls, but with a normal sized johnson flashes someone when they aren't expecting it and that person isn't spooked about being flashed he's just curious why his balls are so big

my buddy gave me the giraffe the other day, I was confused on why his balls are so big!

by wellimmiked February 08, 2010

giraffical

Of or pertaining to giraffes.

Ariana: NOM NOM NOM
Peter: Giraffical! LULZIGREE!

by daskos99 May 30, 2008

Giraffe

Rhyming word for 'Laughing'

Your having a giraffe

by amy lou November 10, 2006