A fork of Rural Dictionary
A box full of grot, i.e. a home computer
It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, went to his desk, and switched on his grot box for some one-handed viewing material, finally succumbing to the charms of a big-breasted brunette, before retiring back to bed for some more sleep.
1) Character of ill repute
2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)
3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"
2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"
3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
when some one keeps saying random disgusting things
person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, reached on top of his wardrobe, and rummaged in his grot box for some one-handed reading material, finally settling on a dog-eared copy of Razzle from 1998 and his trusty standby, Naughty Neighbours Vol 12 Issue 3, before retiring back to bed for some serious jazz appreciation.