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Rittered

(slang) When a middle age man sends an underage girl a hyperlink to a video of him masturbating.

Ewwww, this old dude just rittered me.

by Wrath of Ukraine July 21, 2023

rittered

The act of taking more than one man in your mouth at a time. At a really inapproiate time.

Cory rittered two men in the bathroom at the same time during choir practice.

by joshpetro November 12, 2010

Ritterally

It’s really and literally combined into one semi useful word. My 4 year old daughter came up with it.

“I’m trying to tell her to sit down lift her leg up and pee because I am ritterally her boss!” My daughter today talking about her puppy

by Sherodb March 29, 2023

Ritter

Fake cowboy, or someone pretending to be country.

He lives in the city but is wearing those boots, he must be a ritter!

by Grace McDonald March 03, 2024

Ritter

A tryhard in the popular video game, CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) who does anything to be a dick.

guy1: "YO THIS GUY IS A RITTER DUDE"
guy2: "dude, that's harsh"
ritter: "GERPPPP"

by RitterOG December 22, 2015

Ritter

Another word/term to describe a woman’s breasts.

Hey babe, let me suck on your ritters.

by Thereal_JFK June 03, 2022

ritter

girl stfu ritter is an german word

you ritter your arse

by ritter your arse July 15, 2020