A fork of Rural Dictionary
Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.
Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)
Shit everyone can see your boner
1: Everyone can see my boner 2: It's cause your wearing Skinny Jeans
A trademark of all skater boys. These jeans can also show some other unseen things...
“Put on your skinny jeans. We’re going to the skate park.”