Country Dictionary

When you get a boner due to brass instruments, particularly the trombone.

Did you seen Jimmy earlier? He had a right tromboner.

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner for them

"hay yo i have the weirdest Tromboner right now.........can you help."

When you're jacking off and your dick goes "Woh woh wohhh"

*woh woh wohhh* Dad, David is playing with his tromboner again!

giant paperclip. with a slidey thing..

play trombone. it's good for you.

To fuck someone with tremendous vigor and zeal.

"Oh, yeah, Kimmie, I'm gonna trombone you until you can't walk straight for a week!" "Did you hear about Zack? And how he gave Alexa the Tromboning of a lifetime? It's so sick."

An instrument in the brass family. A trombone is a brass instrument, it works by the musician blowing into a mouthpiece which creates a buzzing sound. It hasn't changed much from its predecessor the sackbut, it still is a s shaped instrument with a very big bell end.

That trombones sound is so erotic, the raspberry blowing on me

A sexual technique usually used by homosexuals (or benders). Male1 kneels behind male2 and inserts his tongue into male1's anus. Simultaneously he jerks male1's beef bayonet causing immense pleasure (or so i've heard)

1) I got a brown tongue from too much tromboning 2)I think i'll start giving trombone lessons 3)I hate emo's (especially kirsty)