A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example
ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.
A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.
Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.
Look at the weasel on that dudes head. Oops the chimp fucker heard me.
A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.
She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.